Thanks to last night’s “Anaconda” video, we finally know what it looks like when Nicki Minaj makes a fruit salad. We also got more of the OTP inevitability that is Nicki and Drake, who makes a wonderful guest appearance at the end of the video as “Man Who Is Twerked Upon.” Basically: He got a lap dance. During said lap dance, he goes through more complex emotions than any one man has ever experienced in such a short span of time. It’s a miracle, really. Here are Drake’s best faces. (And if you make it to the bottom, there’s a GIF as your reward!)
Pain
Comfort
Disbelief
Contemplation
Poise
Confidence
“Is that a foot?”
“Can I live?”
“Is this real?”
“Maybe if I just … “
Disobedience
Regret
Shame
The full range of Drake faces:
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